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2019, You're Late

Firstly… I hope you’ve all had a glorious Christmas and a very merry New Year. Alex and I spent our new year’s drunk in the queue of Oceana after he had just been sick in my mates sink. Think of that how you will. But it was one of the best new years yet (As well as last year). I’ve been a bit MIA (missing in action) and I’m fully aware. But it’s probably true that so far this year I’ve had the best highlights and the worst low points of my year so far. I’ve started my new job and it’s the best decision I’ve made since I graduated, I L O V E  IT and everybody has been nothing but friendly. It’s the first job I’ve had where I actually am being the most inspired and creative that I can possibly be, enabled by amazing people and an amazing company. I’m so excited for my future there and have such a good feeling of settlement already. Besides, as we all know, last year was trial and error.  I’ve been stressed because of all the changes but this is my year I’m tellin...
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Blogmas: 30 Things Worse Than Enjoying More Food Over Christmas


It is easy to joke about the clishes of putting on weight over Christmas but actually.. so what? We’re all in the same boat and actually for people who are easily triggered by the issue of food, it can be a difficult subject to think about. 

But honestly who cares what anyone else thinks? Christmas is for celebrations made up of good company, good food and a few drinks. Not everybody in the world is fortunate enough to even have enough to eat every day so let’s be grateful, give back and enjoy ourselves. There are so many other things to worry about than enjoying your favourite tin of chocolates or having an extra roast potato (or 4). 


I asked Instagram of all the things worse than enjoying a big ol’ roast or cheeseboard.

1)      No milk when you make cereal

2)      Hangovers

3)      Being on 1% battery with no charger

4)      Having your ponytail cut off in your sleep

5)      Your laptop taking 4 hours to turn on because of a virus

6)      Using single use plastic

7)      Vanilla candles

8)      Not being grateful

9)      A village having a bus once a week

10)   Toxic diet culture

11)   Stepping on Lego

12)   Coming to the end of your presents

13)   Needing the loo at a festival on day 5

14)   Someone asking what percentage you’re on when asking to borrow a charger

15)   Fuck boys

16)   Fuck girls

17)   Missing your delivery

18)   Going to the dentist

19)   Rubbish ‘friends’

20)   Running out of toilet roll

21)   Forgetting your password

22)   Iphones becoming slow when a new one comes out

23)   Driving after its been raining in beaming sunlight

24)   Poverty and warfare

25)   Rude customers

26)   Running out of toothpaste

27)   Bumping into your ex

28)   People who talk over you

29)   Being told your too old for a stocking

30)   Taxi drivers who charge more when you’re drunk

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